Memes, High School, Handwriting, and Destiny's Child Rewritten

The first time I heard of a meme, it had nothing to do with the internet.  It was a magazine article about how ideas spread throughout cultures. I found it fascinating.  I remember that it relied heavily on "The Simpsons" as evidence for the existence of memes.

The first time I ever met NES, it was the first day of ninth grade.  I came from a small, Catholic school.  She came from a small, Jewish school.  We met outside our large, public, inner city high school, and we had no idea how to find the classroom for role call.  It turned out to be in the basement.  We turned out to be friends who, lo and behold, are still friends some twenty years later.  Twenty years!?  But yes, this fall.  Wow!  We are clearly much too young for that number to make any sense whatsoever.

The first time I heard that some schools are neglecting to teach cursive, I debated my husband and sister, who were horrified by this idea, and practically proclaimed it the end of civilization as we know it (okay, perhaps I exaggerate slightly).  I kept coming back to: who cares!  As you can see below, I'm all about the cursive/print hybrid.  This is a particularly messy sample, as my toddler was celebrating my apparent resemblance to a jungle gym by climbing me while I wrote.

Wanna join the meme?  Consider this an open invite, and see below for the rules of the game!  Write on!

Write down the following, snap a picture (or scan the document), post it, and tag others.

1. Name/Blog Name

2. Right handed, left handed or both

3. Favorite letters to write: I was stuck here.  I like loopty loops, but even I'm not entirely sure what that last letter is.  W?  U?

4. Least favorite letters to write:  That last letter is supposed to be a capital Q.  No clue how to make one, except that it looks like the number 2.  And I don't like it. 

5. Write: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

6. Write in caps:
CRAB
HUMOR
KALEIDOSCOPE
PAJAMAS
GAZILLION

7. Favorite song lyrics:  This is a song I made up, after hearing Destiny's Child sing "Jumpin' Jumpin'" on the radio with my son.  It's my favorite song today, mainly because it is carved into my brain like a surgeon professionally implanted it.  I figured I shouldn't be teaching him about ballas with full-grown pockets quite yet.  Our version goes:

Baby, leave your mama at home/ Playground's full of kids and they got toys of their own/ Baby, leave your daddy at home/ It's 11:30 and the playground's JUMPIN' JUMPIN'!

8. Tag 7 people:  I am a terrible tagger, but that's why I issued an open invite!  Happy handwriting!

9. Any special note or drawing:  I doodle my name ALL the time.  Either I'm a failed graffiti artist, still practicing my tag in vain, or I'm a narcissist.  I blog.  You decide.

Femasculinity

When I was a girl, my mother told me that the reason women do more cleaning than men is because "men don't see the dirt".  If women wait for men to see the dirt, so that they will clean it, it's the women who will have to suffer through a long drawn-out period with an unbearably dirty house.

I remember thinking at the time:  Oh, I can outwait a man.  I can not see the dirt.

In this one small circumstance, I was right, and my mother was wrong.

There are some ways in which I inhabit stereotypes of masculinity.  There are some ways in which my husband is more in tune with what's been pigeonholed as feminine.  I would love to report that he sees the dirt so quickly, and then takes care of it so seamlessly, that I can amble in like the bumbling husband on a sitcom or a commercial for dish detergent, and find only clean counter tops and streak free glasses, and never goldfish crackers ground into the floor, but alas, in this regard, we are more like a caricature of two men married to one another.  Neither of us particularly notices the dirt.  Or, if we notice, the sight does not move us enough to keep things constantly sparkling.  Like I said in my last post, we catch as catch can, and content ourselves with mediocrity.

No, this is not really about housework, which is equally shared in our home.  It's about emotional temperament.

And in this, I have always felt more male than female.  I am detached, and compartmentalize my feelings.  When I struggle emotionally, I withdraw.  Typically, I am even-tempered and slow to anger.  When angry, I am logical to a fault (and I do mean a fault.  It's incredibly annoying to argue with me!  I have all the answers, and what's more:  I'm always right.).  I want to process quickly, find solutions, and move on.  I am also inattentive and oblivious to my surroundings.  I don't notice things like new haircuts, or outfits, or where in that pile of crap on the countertop my keys could possibly be hiding.

My husband is very emotional.  He feels things deeply, and is quickly moved to anger, frustration or sadness.  He processes with his heart, rather than his mind, and there is no place for logic when emotion is at the fore.  He often calls himself a "moody bastard," and I do my best to bite my tongue, so as not to shout out: hear, hear!  Still, I coddle, and cajole while he's in the clutches of these moods, and although it can take a while, he eventually works his way out of their grip.  He is, on the other hand, incredibly attentive to detail, and notices and remembers little things about people and places that I easily overlook.  He also finds my keys and sunglasses all the freakin' time, and without bitterness.  I moved directly from my mom finding my things, to my husband, and if left to my own devices I think I'd have to get multiple body piercings and hang all of my belongings directly on my own body.  Knowing me, this still might not be sufficient.

I was talking with my sister this weekend.  She has a daughter three months younger than my son.  She's due with her second baby three weeks before I'm due with mine.  She has a feeling she's having a boy this time, and thus far, no strong feelings for me: I'm just curious about whether I'll have a boy or a girl.  We were talking about gender, and the expectations and reactions it provokes in parents, as well as other people.  Her daughter is a beautiful girl, and people stop her all the time to tell her how adorable she is.  My sister is concerned about this because her daughter (not yet two), is beginning to get dressed in the morning and then turn to her mom and ask: adorable?  I thought it was interesting because that's something I don't even think about with my son.  Sometimes I say to him: you're just so CUTE!  But he's never picked up on it or repeated it back to me, and to worry about it simply never crossed my mind.  I don't anticipate a lifetime in which he'll be judged first and foremost on his appearance.

My son has my temperament, and for this I am grateful.  There are many things I hope he inherits from his father: his artistic aptitude, work ethic, cooking skills, superior visual-spatial abilities, creativity and problem solving, his good looks, and the way he throws his whole heart into everything he does.  But I'm glad he has my sunny temperament, and I'm grateful I inherited the same temperament from my father.

So now comes the time when I admit something I'm not particularly proud of.  If my son were to have inherited his father's temperament, I think I would indulge him, the same way I indulge it in my husband.  An emotional temperament is the flip side of sensitivity, and so I can forgive it in the male species, where sensitivity is considered a rare and coveted trait.

But if I have a girl with her father's temperament?  I think it will be hard for me to be equally accepting.  Because girls are stereotypically sensitive, emotional, moody.  Because I am not.  Because I don't really get people who are, and I don't expect to get boys and men, so I can chalk it up to the great unknown, and be happy my husband is so loving and attentive.  Because my husband will never be a teenager under my care, and my son will be a stranger in a strange land while he navigates teenage boyhood, where a daughter will be walking a path I walked once, and it might be harder to separate myself from her.

This is all empty conjecture, at this point.  Perhaps I will have another boy.  Perhaps I will have a girl with the sunniest of spirits, and she will make my son look like a great big grump in the shadow of her perpetual cheer.  We won't know, for quite some time now.  But it's funny how we wonder, and worry, and weigh possibilities in the interim, while we wait.  Or at least I do.  My husband is less likely to follow every "what if" to its possible outcome.  I'm the one always imagining what the future might be, tracing endless narratives to their various conclusions, weaving tales to tame the unknown.  And isn't that just like a woman?  ;-)

Housework. Meh.

I grew up the oldest girl of six.  My husband grew up the only child of a single mother.  We're both used to being in charge.  But I expect chaos and for things to rarely go according to plan.  He expects plans to be followed, and timelines to be adhered to.

We've been married almost a decade now, and the way it mostly works is that we split things up.  I'm in charge of certain things; I do them my way.  He's in charge of other things; he does them his way.  When he offers to help me, I know that I shouldn't accept the help unless I'm willing to let go of the way I want them done.  Micromanaging doesn't work for me, and being micromanaged doesn't work for him.

I don't offer to help him unless I'm willing to be what we quite openly call "little slave".  He doesn't want help; he wants a robot that he can program to follow precise instructions.  So when I walk into the kitchen and say:  Hey, I don't mind being little slave right now, if you want some help with dinner, he knows he can get the only kind of help he really wants:  I want you to cut these potatoes, but they need to be exactly this big, and it's best if you cut them this way first, and then this way, and you should really use this knife, wait!  Can I just show you first?  Okay, now you try.  Okay, but try holding the potato at this angle before you cut it.  I've found that works best.  Okay, that's pretty good.  I can show you again if you want.

I don't help him very often, but there are those lucky days when the stars align and I don't mind being mercilessly bossed around.

If he's the Kitchen Nazi, I'm the Laundry Tyrant.  I've flatly forbidden him to separate clothes.  My whites turned pink and brand new clothes shrunk down to doll-sized a few times too many, and he's officially off duty.  I can be almost asleep, and if he so much as mentions switching a load over to the dryer, I jump out of bed faster than a fighter jet, and just as furious, racing down to the basement to be sure my perfect piles of whites, darks, brights, warm delicates, cool delicates, towels, baby clothes and other-according-to-tagged-instructions are not disturbed.

The kitchen is his domain; the laundry is mine.  The rest is shared territory, and we both muddle through as best we can.  Occasionally one of us is bitten with the cleaning bug and goes on a whirlwind spree, tossing items back where they belong and mopping floors like guests are arriving imminently.  Once in a great while the mood strikes us both simultaneously, but that's only when guests actually are arriving any minute.  We've both learned not to try and force a high speed cleaning binge on the other party, and not to feel guilty when we see our spouse infected with that fever while we'd prefer to skim a magazine, munching on mixed nuts. 

For the most part, we catch as catch can, and content ourselves with mediocrity.  I'm a big believer in a place for everything, and everything in it's place.  My favorite place for things is the garbage, where I won't ever have to clean them again.  I'm whatever the opposite of a hoarder would be.  A purger?  He's a pack rat with the gift to see potential art in what would otherwise be called trash.  He also likes to keep things like every empty yogurt container and lid to pass through the house for a full year, with only a vague idea that they could be great for storing some unknown items sometime in the fuzzy future.  In the meantime, he keeps them on the kitchen counter, in an ambitious pile with plans to dominate the air space and eventually conquer the ceiling.

It's really a wonder we don't fight about housework more often, but I think we're both afraid to start that argument for fear of the inevitable: pot? meet kettle. kettle? pot. conclusion.  We both have our strengths, and we both have our weaknesses, and while I won't go so far as to say they balance each other perfectly (the living room floor is currently carpeted in books, blocks, and play dough tools and toys to create every doughy letter, number and shape known to man, while we sit content on our computers, writing and playing a video game.  Perfectly balanced would likely mean at least one of us would clean the floor!), they are what they've been for the past decade plus, aren't likely to change, and aren't worth fighting over most of the time.

However, if anyone out there is seeking a treasure trove of empty yogurt containers, complete with lids, I am not above a stealth maneuver whereby I smuggle them out of my house, and send them directly to yours!  And if I pass on prematurely, someone do my husband a favor and introduce him to a nice girl who can cook.  We spent an hour in the kitchen a week or so ago while I learned to brown hamburger meat.  I don't even want to get into the number of misconceptions I apparently harbored about that simple task.  Suffice it to say I prefer a nice trip to the dentist, complete with a cavity filling, to preparing dinner on any given day.  However, I am learning.  And he's learning to make suggestions in a soft, suggestive voice, rather than the tone of a drill sergeant on the tail end of a cocaine binge.

Plus, the toddler will eventually be old enough to clean the house, and isn't that the number one reason anyone has kids?  I know.  The gods are laughing at me now.  And as I look around my living room, it's perfectly clear that kids create far more mess than they can ever help to clean.  But still: one can hope.

After all, if I can brown hamburger meat under the watchful eye of my spouse, and not only do we live to tell the tale, but we sit together, side-by-side enjoying said meat, lacking even the social lubrication of a large bottle of wine to see us through this climbing-Everest-worthy event, I will remain steadfast in my belief that anything is possible.  My boy turns two this summer.  As soon as he's potty trained himself, I'm certain he'll take the initiative to start mopping the hardwood floors.  And the hubs and I can finally begin our long-awaited life of leisure.

That Tired Old Trope of Maternal Guilt

It is generally understood, in our culture, that mothers feel guilty.  It seems to matter not whether they have done something to feel guilty about, only that a cape of guilt is donned at the advent of a baby's birth, never to be removed again, or at least not for long, and presumably not without inviting dire consequences.

I often find myself wondering if this is really a malady that affects many mothers or simply a media construct.  I wonder because I do not feel guilty most of the time.  In fact, I rarely feel guilty.  If I do, I take it as a sign that I have done something to precipitate that feeling, and that I should correct it posthaste.  It seems to me that would be the point of guilt, if indeed it has any point at all.

Raised Catholic, I perhaps have a lower threshold of tolerance for guilt than some people.  Although my parents never went in for the ol' guilt trip as behavior modification, so it's not as if I rebelled against and later rejected it.  In fact, it was as a Catholic child that I remember deciding that guilt, as some sort of ongoing emotional state, made little sense.  Guilt should be temporary, because when it arises, you should change your actions, so as to avoid feeling it again.  It's a sign that something is wrong, that you have done something wrong.

Isn't it?  Isn't that what guilt is all about?  Because this mother-guilt portrayed in the media seems instead to be an all-encompassing vagary that settles permanently in the background providing ambiance for motherhood, with very little to do with the actual qualities or actions of the mother herself.

Women who love working feel guilty for working, while their children are thriving in care that is likely better than a mother forced from a workforce she loves, into full-time childcare she's not particularly interested in providing, would be in a position to offer, simply because there's a worn-out old story, tired from the twisting of the truth it takes to tell it, that all women should prefer to spend time nurturing new life, for free, than to express their creativity and intelligence in any number of other wonderful ways, and for pay.  Women who work because they have to, feel guilty about doing so, as if providing food and shelter for their children is doing them a disservice!  Women who pinch every penny and balance their checkbooks on the backs of their own labors because spending their days with their babies is what they want to do most, in the deepest recesses of their hearts, feel guilty because they're not pushing paper in a cubicle they couldn't wait to leave, lest the workforce moves on without them while they take a break, reevaluate, and do what they want to do instead of what some phony feminist figment of our cultural imagination tells them they ought to.

None of this makes any sense to me, and it's a waste of the supposedly superior emotional skills of our gender.  We could be taking down Dr. Phil here, with the combined force of female emotional intelligence, and instead we're feeling guilty, all the time, about every little thing.  Or are we?  Do you mothers out there feel guilty about your perfectly legitimate life choices?  Is this a real phenomenon?  Is it a story sold to a consumerist culture by a media hasty to jump on the quick and dirty pre-sold story line?  Or is it perhaps shorthand for stress?  For a certain female propensity to internalize stress and feel as if we ourselves should singlehandedly overcome the myriad sources of stress, rather than asking or expecting the world to change to accommodate our needs: for balance, for beauty, for a moment to breathe.

I'm curious about all you moms out there, and despite my focus on mothers in this post, about you non-moms too.  I think the guilt-industrial-complex is especially pronounced in motherhood, but it seems to target all females.  Ironically, in addition to mothers, it's sold especially hard to those who choose not to become mothers.

So women, I'm wondering: when it comes to guilt, what's your story?  I'd love to hear it.

One Hundred and Three About Me

1.  I published my hundredth post three posts ago
2.  So I was planning to make it 100 things about me
3.  But then I accidentally didn't notice it until too late
4.  Then forgot about it for 2 more posts
5.  So here I am with 103 about me
6.  And I thought, for some reason, that this would be a super easy thing to do
7.  But already, by 7, I'm kinda tired of it
8.  Okay, so I was born in Niagara Falls, NY
9.  My dad fixed cars for a living
10.  My mom stayed home and raised 6 girls
11.  I was the oldest of the 6
12.  Later my dad became a high school auto mechanics teacher
13.  He really wanted to be an engineer
14.  But he lost out on his free college via the GI bill
15.  Because there were too many kids and he had to work
16.  My mom is a wonderful mother
17.  If I'm even half as good as her, I'll take it
18.  And I think I'm a pretty good mother, so far
19.  I remember being poor as a kid
20.  I think it made a bigger impression on me than my sisters
21.  I remember having to wear hand-me-downs from other kids at school
22.  That sucked
23.  Although now I wear almost exclusively hand-me-downs
24.  So apparently it didn't scar me for life
25.  Unless it did, and that's why I have no fashion sense
26.  I was spanked as a kid
27.  I don't plan to spank my kids
28.  But I don't think it's always child abuse or anything
29.  I was most definitely not an abused child
30.  I'm not a purist or hardliner on almost any issue
31.  And I don't really care what other people do, or think they should do what I do
32.  For example, I breastfed til my son was 17 months old
33.  And would have kept going if the doc hadn't suggested I wean to get pregnant again
34.  But I really don't care in the least if anyone else breastfeeds
35.  Same with circumcision
36.  In a birthday book I read once, it described people born on my birthday as: appears nonjudgemental, but this is due to the fact that this person does not deeply care about the choices of others
37.  Yeah, that pretty much sums it up
38.  I met my husband in college
39.  He was dating someone else when we got together
40.  It was a small town and I felt very judged
41.  Now I wonder if other people were really judging me or if I was judging myself
42.  I'm not sure
43.  Probably a bit of both
44.  I wore makeup after that happened
45.  It was like a suit of armor
46.  That's the only time in my life I've ever consistently worn makeup
47.  My husband is a very hardworking man
48.  I wish he would relax more
49.  Sometimes I feel like the only wife in the world who is always saying:  Don't clean the kitchen!  Just leave the mess and play video games for a while!
50.  I feel like it is my responsibility to help him relax
51.  Even though I recognize the folly of that sentence, and it goes against everything I believe about self-determination, I still believe it to be true
52.  I will continue to try and force him to relax
53.  And I believe I will ultimately succeed
54.  I'm just starting to tell people I'm pregnant
55.  I told my boss
56.  And she said:  Family always comes first.  Let me know if there's anything I can do
57.  That made me feel better about my job
58.  Which I am still struggling with negative feelings about
59.  Although they are slowly getting better
60.  I'm still considering staying home after the second baby is born
61.  But it would be very hard to afford
62.  I just went to Target a few times in the last couple weeks
63.  And started to think about how if I quit my job, I could never go to Target again
64.  Apparently, I work to support Target
65.  Also, we need a new roof
66.  So when we're done paying off the consumer debt we're working on now
67.  We'll need to replace all that debt with a home improvement loan
68.  Which means I'll probably have to continue working
69.  And I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing at this point
70.  Part of wanting to quit is probably just me being pissed at my job
71.  Which is really not a smart reason to quit a great job that I love
72.  I have the opposite of low self esteem
73.  I think I'm better looking than I actually am
74.  I know this is true, because when I see photos of myself, I'm all:  Whaa?  I'm way better looking than that!
75.  Then I just get rid of that photo and go back to imagining myself as way better looking
76.  I'm aware that I do this
77.  But really, why not?
78.  I'd rather choose to enjoy my delusion
79.  I am perfectly content to be ordinary
80.  At some point in my twenties, I realized I would probably not write the Great American Novel
81.  And would, instead, end up a teacher
82.  With a husband and a couple kids
83.  And a house somewhere in the state where I grew up
84.  Just like most of my family
85.  And instead of being a letdown, it seemed totally awesome!
86.  It is pretty much totally awesome
87.  And I think the beautiful thing about life is that all of us perfectly ordinary people: are so extraordinary to each other
88.  My son thinks I'm the best thing since sliced bread
89.  And then someday he'll think I'm lame
90.  And then he'll realize I'm ordinary
91.  But he'll still love me so much it makes no sense
92.  And that's extraordinary
93.  I stay up way too late almost every night
94.  Because I am a night owl, and have been my whole life
95.  And now that I'm pregnant I nap in the afternoons
96.  While my son naps
97.  I just reread this list
98.  And realized that circumcision thing was pretty confusing
99.  We didn't circumcise
100.  But I'm not all judgey about people who do
101.  Although you might want to let your daughter know what to expect
102.  If it ever seems imminent that our children are planning to get it on
103.  I'm just sayin': forewarned is forearmed, when it comes to foreskin.

A Teacher's Thoughts on Unschooling

I spent a year as a special education teacher in a classroom for kids labeled "emotionally disturbed".  What a terrible label, no?  But, as you would expect, these kids were not easy.  I did a great many things wrong that year.  I did a few things right.

One day, in the midst of a math lesson that no one understood, I stopped teaching, grabbed a hunk of clay from a cupboard, carried it to a table at the back of the classroom, and began to punch it, hard.  Stupid math!  I shouted at the clay.  I hate you, math!  I gave it a number of good blows, and then looked up at the class, and very calmly asked:  Who wants to go next?

Another time, after being teased mercilessly by my students for the state of my car (it was an almost twenty year old car covered in dents, and I worked in an affluent suburban district), I offered the following journal question on the whiteboard in the morning:  If you worked for Pimp My Ride, and my car came on the show, what would you do to improve it?  I prayed my principal would not enter the classroom and see the word pimp written at the front of the room, but I got my best creative writing pieces of the year that day.  One kid hooked me up with an aquarium full of live fish in my rearview window.  Perhaps not the best safety feature, but I have to admit, pretty awesome.

The best thing I ever did was to admit to my students, one day in a moment of dire frustration, that I, too, found their curriculum boring and stifling, and that if it were up to me, we would take off together in a bus and learn about what we saw while traveling.  I didn't plan to tell them this.  I blurted it out, because teaching fifth grade curriculum was boring, and stifling, and because it was true.  I'd have taken my chances in a bus full of students they called "emotionally disturbed", and to this day I'm convinced it would have been a good sight better than the classroom.  We had a long, engaging conversation about traveling, and learning, and we bonded as human beings, rather than in the roles we had been assigned, and poorly acting out, for the rest of the year.

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The hardest pill for me to swallow would be to continue teaching, but not get paid.  Teaching is my profession.  I have two degrees, and four certifications!  I went to graduate school!  I would have a hard time continuing the work, but sacrificing the paycheck.  I say the hardest pill; that would be the only pill.  Everything else about unschooling sounds less like a pill, and more like heaven.  The more I read about it, the more I want, want, want!

Still, I think I probably won't do it.  I plan to send my son to public school.  To our inner-city public school, to be precise.  The test scores are rock bottom, and the graduation rate is deplorable.  But our neighborhood school is highly recommended by parents, and I think it's worth a shot.  I believe deeply in the ideal of a public education, and my son will learn to read on my lap, so I'm not afraid, at this point in time, of his being stunted by our city schools.  Now, if he starts off there, and I see the endless twinkle in his eyes beginning to dull, or his spirit beaten down by some rote, repetitive, curricular crap, I reserve the right to change my mind.  Only time will tell.

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The motto of the program where I teach now is:  A parent is a child's first, and best, teacher.  We attempt to teach our parents, who spend most of their days honing the skills they need to survive severe poverty, to provide their young children with the experiences they require to develop strong literacy skills.  As with any skillset, some are better at it than others.  Some struggle, and some walk in the door and blow me away.

The first mother I met whose skills were so good she should be teaching the class instead of taking it was an exotic dancer.  She talked to her babies, and all the others in our classroom, like she was born to be a baby whisperer.  In another life, she could have had my job.  In another life, I suppose I could have had hers.

She won't homeschool, because she'll need to work, unless she meets a man who sticks around long enough, and has the skills, to provide her the financial security to make that choice.  It's unlikely, given the track record of the last two.  It's also a shame, as she'd make an excellent teacher, especially to her own children, who lit up her eyes like a Christmas tree every time she gazed at their little faces.

But she, and most of the parents in my program, are learning to homeschool their infants and toddlers, preparing them for the same supposedly substandard education my son will receive at the city schools I'm not sure what to make of yet, and hesitant to judge, as my experiences have shown me that conventional wisdom overlooks an awful lot of possibilities.  If, indeed, a parent is a child's first, and best, teacher, then we are all homeschoolers in a sense, and for a time.

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Although I call myself a schoolteacher, I work mostly with the students who slipped through the cracks, the ones who were failed by traditional schooling.  I, myself, was well-served by school.  I'm cut out for it.  I like to sit quietly, and read, and write about what I've been reading.  School was a haven for me.  But if all those books taught me anything, it was that the most important thing to do with your life is to follow your deepest joy.  It might not be easy; it certainly won't be without sacrifice.  But it will always be worth it.

And so, despite the fact that a school district pays my salary, that I have - at this point - every intention of sending my children to public school, of marching into those old buildings to join the overworked, underpaid, sometimes wonderful and sometimes worthless professionals, to help educate all of our babies, in the very best ways we know how, despite my personal commitment to public education, to those parents who choose, for whatever reason, to homeschool their kids, I can only say:  Bravo!  I hope you find magic in those moments with your children, and I hope we're lucky enough to find some of our own, behind those old walls of brick and mortar.

And who knows?  It's never too late to take off in that proverbial bus, if the curriculum grows too boring and stifling.  Whatever the setting, I want our lessons to be alive, moving like a lump of clay under the force of a good, strong punch, swimming like a fish in the aquarium of a pimped-out car, connecting like a classroom of teachers and children who stop for a minute, to be human beings together, despite the sometimes steep institutional odds set against it.

More Conversations with the Toddler

In the Backyard in the Morning

Me:  That's your pool!  Daddy's filling it up, and then we can get in it, and go swimming!

Toddler:  Is hot, Mommy.

Me:  I know baby, it's hot.  But we'll feel better when we go in the pool, okay?

Toddler:  I want go in a cool.  Is my cool!  Hi dada!  Hi cool!

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In the Dining Room in the Afternoon

Toddler: I want dwink!

Me:  That's Mommy's drink.  You can have a sip.  It's ginger ale.

Toddler:  Yum Mommy!  Dwinda dwoll good!  I want a dwinda dwoll!

Me:  It's in the kitchen.

Toddler:  I want a dwinda dwoll in a kinitch!

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In The Kitchen in the Evening

Toddler:  I want cookie.

Husband, looking in the cupboard:  Hmmm ... this is where I usually hide my candy...

*A snickers bar tumbles out of the cupboard*

Me:  You hid that from me!?  That's EVIL!

Toddler:  I want evil!